You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Do I have a choice?
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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