You really coming over, don't trick.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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