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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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