This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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