At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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