he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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