i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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