Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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