Girls should come with a carfax report
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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