We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I touched a dick in church today
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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