Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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