I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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