We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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