Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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