if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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