then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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