She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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