fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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