People in love make me want to vomit
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
