Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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