She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just forgot I was standing up.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
