i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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