She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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