I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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