I hope mine doesn't look like that
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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