is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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