I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Floor bacon is actually really good
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
