i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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