I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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