they need to just BURY HIM!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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