Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Randomize
