no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
