Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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