FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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