Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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