i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Randomize
