The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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