Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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