Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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