Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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