I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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