all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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