He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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