Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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