And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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