My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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