508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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