I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Non-Jews are for practice
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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