I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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