turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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