The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She announced her abortion via fbk
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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