did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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