if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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