i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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