just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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