would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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